These cookies are gifts. Each cookie is presented so each day you’ll have,
“something you can really take a bite out of.”
Most people love cookies. If you are not one of them, then do one of the following:
a. do not accept them
b. change them into something you do like
c. give them to someone else
All cookies are certified to be from organic ingredients. Being digital in nature, they are fat-free, healthy, are sweet, but contain no sugar and will NOT rot your teeth. So eat all you like!
No elves were abused or used to bake these cookies. All cookies are eco-friendly. The enviornment was not harmed in baking these cookies. Energy sources were not depleted and taxes have not been raised to bake these cookies. All cookies are available to anyone and everyone at any time.
Your cookies are made with friendly bits and bytes, more than willing to align themselves for your pleasure.
All cookies are presented as is. Once you accept them they become yours and your responsibility. If you do not like the cookies or the flavor of the day, do not eat them, but do not even think about complaining or raining down a lawsuit.
Here’s the deal. I bake the cookies and give them away. You take them, (do your own research), eat them and/or give them away. Cookies may save you money, make you money, they might be healthy, could make you smile, could be something you really want or need and then again, they just might contain recipes for actual cookies. Whatever you find here, it will always be,
“something you can really take a bite out of.”
Baking cookies just for You,
Dahni the cookie man
P.S. If you find ingredients that look strange (words not spelled correctly), or wierd (typographical errors), or your cookies are supposed to be one thing but taste like something else (my facts are not accurate), please let me know and I will re-make/re-bake (edit), them.
D.
June 18, 2008 at 8:47 am
Hello, nice blog cya around